Jesus Rollerblading Christ.
Where did this headache come from?
Why is my makeup smeared?
(Why am I wearing makeup in the first place?)
...
Why is this dress ripped why am I in a dress and why, why, why, why why is it stuffed with fifteen phone numbers and at least two hundred dollars in cash?
...
Spencer.
What in the world happened last night?
... Sweetheart. You had a good night. You're quite... outgoing when drunk.
ReplyDelete-Cam
... What.
ReplyDeleteThe he is, eh? Hey, kid, I warned you. Think you'll sober up by tonight?
ReplyDeleteI uh. I think I'm uh. Pretty sober already.
ReplyDeleteGod, my head is killing me.
Hangovers suck. Think Doc can do anything for the headache?
(... And do you think I should call any of these guys back?)
Told you you should've stayed at the hotel. We could've played some Go.
ReplyDeleteOh god oh god oh god oh god -
ReplyDeleteSomebody tell me what happened so I can figure out whether or not I had a good time?
Christ on a... there are hickies all over my neck Spencer, how did these get here?!
Alcohol. Gotta love it. I remember something about a slutventure, but that's about it really.
ReplyDelete~Lucas
Am I the only one who finds this utterly hilarious?
ReplyDeleteApparently, you're quite the little slut when you're drunk and in a dress, August.
... Slutventure.
ReplyDeleteSlutventure.
SLUTVENTURE.
Excuse me while I got take what little remains of my pride into a corner and cry.
Honestly, it's remarkable you guys ever get anything done. One proxy. One proxy would've been all it took to get you guys in that state.
ReplyDelete...especially if it was a crossdressing one, in which case August would go down faster than a plastic display in a rhino stampede.
You forget, dear Konaa, that he was with me. Y'think I'm stupid enough to let my teammates get piss drunk and not keep an eye out for them?
ReplyDeleteIf this wasn't so funny, I'd be offended.
Konaa, that's a little harsh. I made sure to stay mostly sober, and I'm pretty sure Spencer can hold his own drunk just fine.
ReplyDeleteAugust, you looked like you were having a fabulous time. And I'd call back the one with the leather pants. He was cute.
-Cam
Second'd. Did you see the ass on that one? Jesus Christ. I'd have that in bed faster than you could say hot potato. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhaaaatever you say, you two. Whatever. You. Say.
ReplyDeleteI'm mostly just giving you guys a hard time- oh, and making fun of August, which I have learned is always fun.
You're just jealous.
ReplyDeleteGasp! He's uncovered my hidden agenda! ABORT ABORT ABOOOOOOOORT
ReplyDeleteKonaa, you'd have loved it there. Seriously.
ReplyDelete-Joel
I uh. I guessed as much. Judging by the cash and the numbers and. Well. Hickies.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's great. I got his phone number, but here's the problem...
I don't know which phone number is his.
Also, who gave me the hundred? I'm pretty sure it's fake and I want to kill the bastard for thinking he can get me for nothing.
I am not a cheap slut, goddamnit!
You're an expensive one, I take it?
ReplyDeleteJoel- would an 18 year old even be LEGAL there? Also, no I would not have.
Who's the "he"?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing you're just an expensive one, St. Claire?
... tsk tsk, Konaa.
Jacob. His name was Jacob. I remember that one for obvious reasons. Don't know his last name, but it was definitely Jacob.
ReplyDeleteAlso. Do you still want that info I promised you?
-Cam
Yes, the 'cheap' modifier is clearly the one we should be worried about, dearest August.
ReplyDeleteStreuth, of course that would happen. As soon as I ditch this sorry place and go look for human company, the company I already have becomes human. C'est la vie.
@Konaa and Achro
ReplyDeleteWe - well, there was this time we were short for money after we had to shut down the farm for legal reasons a - and...
Don't judge me.
@Cam
Jacob, Jacob... Oh~! Here he is~ I'll give him a call back sometime later this week; after the wedding, of course.
And the information on... ? Oh, oh! The queen stuff. That would be brilliant, Cam. If maybe you could get it to me at the wedding sometime?
@Steele
How it works sometimes, huh? Oh well. Less blogging more driving, dearest Steele.
You're making this so easy, August XD
ReplyDeleteI hope you two have a good time, August. <3
ReplyDeleteI'll just email you the info. It's simpler than you having to hold onto it during the wedding.
-Cam
@St. Claire: I don't judge, I laugh.
ReplyDeleteHah.
Ahahah Oh dear. You had a wonderful time. You had the biggest smile on your face.
ReplyDeleteI think you really enjoyed yourself.
Drink lots of fluid and get lots of protein dear.
@Konaa and Achro
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@Cam
Oh, huh. I guess we have email, don't we?
That'd be great, thanks.
And I certainly hope we will~ Assuming boss even lets me out of the house.
@Hylo
Thanks for the advice, and I'm glad to hear I had a good time? I wish I could say the same to you, but honestly I can't remember a thing. Heh.
( But seriously, did I turn ever man in that club straight, or just a few of them? )
Most of them, August. Most of them. The rest figured out you were in drag. <3
ReplyDeleteShit, August you certainly know how party. And I wasn't even there. If I wasn't a complete misanthropic bitch I'd be sad I missed it.
ReplyDelete(Fluids and something to eat will do wonders for the hangover)
(Yes I just woke up leave me the fuck alone)
Saying nothing for what happened last night: I'd suggest fluids, something substantial to eat, and I can give you some medicine once you've gotten some food if you like. Birthday present will probably help the headache as well. I hope you like the scent of lavender.
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