-Spencer- ...You're kidding me.

..You've got to be FUCKING kidding me.

What about "DON'T GO IN" don't you understand? You had her in the kitchen, and you let her run off? I walk in and August is spewing black SHIT like a fountain, and everyone else is in...

Before we know it, we're going to have a reply to The Navidson Record on our hands. FUCK that movie, FUCK Slender, and FUCK YOU ALL.

So, whatever FUCKING readers we have, things are not looking to good in the Return To Slender central office.

fuckfuckfuckthey'remakingmegointhereafterthey'vethoughtinit?!?!?!?!?

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... Fuck. Going in after them. Todd is okay; I found him, s'nt the first time this has happened.But we underestimated Tall, Dark, and Handsome.

August, take care of Todd and don't do anything STUPID.

I'll be back within the hour.

(Christ, the things I do for you kids. And THIS is why Spencer is the boss, not any of you idiotic crrazies.)

-August- Sam, I Really Wish You Would Stop That.

And Steele, I'm not even going to validate those posts with proper comments. All I'm going to say is... Christ. Doc, Amanda, please be careful.

Sam, swearing and cursing isn't going to get me to let you out of that chair, especially when you keep telling me 'gramma said so, let me go!' Your gramma isn't there and if you inch any closer to my knife rack I will use the syringe Doc gave me.

Ugh.

I need more of those pills.

I don't think I'm supposed to take this many but it just keeps coming up and it's black, black, black and it tastes like a mix of sulfur and spoiled milk and it just keeps coming and coming and I'm trying to keep in in the sink but the garbage disposal is starting to choke on all of the black goop.

It's not supposed to be this bad, it's not supposed to be this bad, it's not supposed to be this bad...

The most important part of this business isn't planning.

The most important part is planning for the plan to go wrong in every way, shape and form.

And right now we're watching everything come flying slow motio off of the perfect little tracks.

Ha. Hahahaha.

As if there were any tracks here to begin with.

...

I was supposed to try and summarize what happened tonight.

I dont think that's happening right now.

Shouldn't have taken so many of those pills. But it just keeps coming and coming and...

Sam, I'm going to put you under if you don't

Okay, that's it. I'm putting you under anyways.

Let's hope its better in the morning.

I'll summarize in the morning.

-Steele-

I seeeee you little kitty~

where did you go? I have a present for you.

aww how cute, are these your brothers and sisters?

oh, and your Mum too. no wonder ive been feeling ill. hey there lassy, let's shoot some eyes into that face!

-August- This Is Bad.

Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbad.

BADBADBADBADBADBADBADBAD.

BADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBAD.

No no no no no. It's never this bad. It's not supposed to be this bad.

Something's different this time. We're always a little screwy after staying in a Loop, but this time everybody is taking it hard.

No no no this isn't good no no no no no no.

I've started vomiting again.

No no no no no no no no no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO Steele you idiot you're not supposed to go into the east wing!

Focus.

Focus, focus, focus.

Calm, August, calm.

Uh.

We need to uh.

Hahahahaha.

FOCUS.

We need to go in after Steele. I don't know why there's a blank post but that can't bode well and lord knows where Spence is and Jesus Rollerblading Christ it's not supposed to be this bad!

STEELE YOU IDIOT WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO INTO THE EAST WING.

Well now we don't really have a choice, do we? Jesus Rollerblading Christ. Jesus Rollerblading Christ.

Amanda, Doc. You two head into (Jesus Rollerblading Christ I can't believe I'm saying this) the east wing and bring Steele back out. Don't look behind you and don't hesitate when you step into the dark.

This house is The Place Physics Left Behind, and the east wing seems to have the most ridiculous qualities. There's a reason only Spence goes in there.

And for god's sake, be careful.

We can't lose anybody tonight.

-Steele-

-Steele- We play it again, and again and again...

Look, guys, I don't know what sort of game you're playing going to sleep at this early hour, but I think you've lost Sam. I'm hearing her up above me in the east wing, stumbling around and mumbling to herself....shit, that was a scream.

No time for theatrics and parenthesis this time around, blokes. I'm taking my equipment and I'm going to bring her back down to the garage, okay? I'm bringing my phone, I will keep in contact.

I'm going for it.

-Spencer- Everyone.

Listen.
If you're in the house, stay in the kitchen.
Keep Sam away from static.
DO NOT go in the east wing.
And as for you rearing your ugly head, you magnificent bastard?

I'm getting my employee back.

Don't stay up. Don't go outside. Cover the windows, and most of all;
Don't go after me.

O'course, if you want to stay alive, that is.

Todd.

Ahahaha.

It's time for round two.