tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post8096910291237279809..comments2023-05-08T07:00:33.646-04:00Comments on Return to Slender: -Steele- Mid-West Delivery.That Crazy Crow Chickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04631088812769879057noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-38712615821483373432011-09-11T04:09:45.303-04:002011-09-11T04:09:45.303-04:00.....that round of flirting was rather creepy.
Ch........that round of flirting was rather creepy.<br /><br />Children of the Corn are just plain fucked up. Proxy or no, I wouldn't be holed up in a cornfield. It's like forgetting to knock on wood before you go somewhere dangerous. Idiots.Dia Renaldahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14427770216623216447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-30398402895558905092011-06-30T13:12:35.386-04:002011-06-30T13:12:35.386-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-90974191434962460282011-06-30T13:04:09.291-04:002011-06-30T13:04:09.291-04:00Dinner and a movie first, pal.Dinner and a movie first, pal.Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010081003672739688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-32389348243072882142011-06-30T13:03:06.883-04:002011-06-30T13:03:06.883-04:00Not my fault you look like a corpse.Not my fault you look like a corpse.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-5124747540371260242011-06-30T13:02:22.816-04:002011-06-30T13:02:22.816-04:00Whereas the implied necrophilia was positively Sat...Whereas the implied necrophilia was positively Saturday morning cartoons.Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010081003672739688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-44932930861898534802011-06-30T12:59:27.181-04:002011-06-30T12:59:27.181-04:00I have a short list of things left to do before I ...I have a short list of things left to do before I go, but sex is not anywhere near it. It's nice to keep a goal or two around, things get a bit boring otherwise. I'm not really entertained by shooting up the same chemicals on a daily basis, but hey, maybe I'm just difficult to please.<br /><br />Are you sure you've got all your issues in order, buddy? You seem to have an odd fixation on how much sex I may or may not be having. I really hope you don't do this to everyone here, it's more than a little creepy.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-28879409216434058592011-06-30T12:48:53.186-04:002011-06-30T12:48:53.186-04:00...I'm not even high and that didn't make ......I'm not even high and that didn't make sense. But 'hopeless cause'? Moi? Absolutely, we all are. I, however, am happy on my way to the grave, can your sexually repressed self say the same?Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010081003672739688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-14805431655428401392011-06-30T12:22:22.106-04:002011-06-30T12:22:22.106-04:00Ah, charming folk, unlike you! What a lucky man yo...Ah, charming folk, unlike you! What a lucky man you are, I wish you the best with them. Not as if you could use it, it's kind of a hopeless cause either way.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-44251987569991165822011-06-30T12:12:41.342-04:002011-06-30T12:12:41.342-04:00I didn't say you were desperate, I said you ar...I didn't say you were desperate, I said you are unlikeable. There's a difference. I know some perfectly charming desperate folk.Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010081003672739688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-76965631769742034232011-06-30T12:07:58.387-04:002011-06-30T12:07:58.387-04:00Just because you're desperate doesn't mean...Just because you're desperate doesn't mean I am.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-40740359554565377622011-06-30T12:04:01.633-04:002011-06-30T12:04:01.633-04:00Well, to be fair, that's the only stiff you...Well, to be fair, that's the only stiff you're going to be getting.Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010081003672739688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-92076117633730589312011-06-30T01:15:59.362-04:002011-06-30T01:15:59.362-04:00It would be a cold night in hell before I would gi...It would be a cold night in hell before I would give you a "thorough physical examination" anyway, pal. If that's the sort of experience I was after, I would've taken a night with one of the cadavers when I was in AnP lab back in college.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-83068264441407145622011-06-30T00:05:13.794-04:002011-06-30T00:05:13.794-04:00Hey Doc, I've always found 'blatant, unrep...Hey Doc, I've always found 'blatant, unrepentant hedonism' to be a decent treatment for my symptoms, which involve 'feeling really bad'.<br /><br />I'll pass on the thorough physical examination, thanks, unless you include the complimentary cold shower of regret.Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07010081003672739688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-89465268460210872402011-06-29T23:31:26.191-04:002011-06-29T23:31:26.191-04:00I sometimes do deliveries in return for informatio...I sometimes do deliveries in return for information regarding your brand of stalking-related ailment, possibly a full medical examination and history if you're willing to give that. I've been compiling...documentation on the range of illness, and possible treatments. Nothing conclusive yet, of course, but the more data I can gather, the sooner I'll be able to offer that in addition to my expertise as a courier.<br /><br />Of course, my examination is fairly thorough, both physically and otherwise. Not everyone is comfortable with it.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-17464455131948588922011-06-29T22:01:20.131-04:002011-06-29T22:01:20.131-04:00Me asking about your rates doesn't mean I'...Me asking about your rates doesn't mean I'm interested. It means I like to keep my options open. <br /><br />And for the record, magnificent bastardy and dickishness don't necessarily need to go hand in hand.Hakurei Ryuuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14806680039667637538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-47386135852917284762011-06-29T20:40:46.728-04:002011-06-29T20:40:46.728-04:00Can't leave you kids alone for a minute, can I...Can't leave you kids alone for a minute, can I?<br /><br />I'll ask you to please ignore Spencer, Ryuu, and I apologize for his blatant dickisness. He generally turns into an asshole when he's sober, so I guess I'll be the one handling the proceedings.<br /><br />If you're still interested, that is.<br /><br />You can drop <i>me</i> the email, and we can work out something that doesn't require you doing the equivalent of sacrificing the blood of your firstborn.Augusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993995590922357023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-76724790289955200752011-06-29T20:29:58.009-04:002011-06-29T20:29:58.009-04:00And I have decided that you're quite interesti...And I have decided that you're quite interesting.<br />Best of luck, missus. You know where to contact me if you ever need my... services.<br /><br />Good day to you too.<br /><br />(Oh, and I know. But it's be a dick and have a giant web of connections out there or be nice and not be in the best position. Guess which I chose and guess which you chose.)<br /><br />Magnificent bastardry has it's advantages, it seems. ;)Spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02352349034061364150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-23380465432037039202011-06-29T19:18:48.271-04:002011-06-29T19:18:48.271-04:00...Spencer, I have decided that you are a dick. Go......Spencer, I have decided that you are a dick. Good day to you.Hakurei Ryuuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14806680039667637538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-14004329386946189172011-06-29T17:05:08.473-04:002011-06-29T17:05:08.473-04:00Ah, yeah, Ryuu. Sorry for kind of ignoring you the...Ah, yeah, Ryuu. Sorry for kind of ignoring you there, but Boss is the one who handles payment. Probably my turn to do a delivery, so I hope to see you soon. Or, well, in a manner of speaking, I guess.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-32802760345800754722011-06-29T16:37:46.525-04:002011-06-29T16:37:46.525-04:00And the boss himself has to come out to speak. Nic...And the boss himself has to come out to speak. Nice, August, but you weren't to clear for the pretty little lady.<br /><br />Money is easy, Ryuu. If it's all you have to your name, then I'll be quite disappointed. I HAVE money; that's of no consequence to me. The team will get paid anyway, whether it's out of my pocket or yours.<br /><br />Think. What can you pay me that nobody else can? What object do you have that you love more than life itself? What can you make that has /meaning/? I'll leave it up to you.<br /><br />"...she was always fiddling with it."<br /><br />And that's all you need. You don't even need to tell me what it is. Once you have something in mind, shoot me an email, and we'll work out what you want.Spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02352349034061364150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-25872727309459510152011-06-29T16:31:54.283-04:002011-06-29T16:31:54.283-04:00Afraid I couldn't really tell you; Spence is t...Afraid I couldn't really tell you; Spence is the one who handles the payments.<br /><br />Uh, Spencer ... ?Augusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993995590922357023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-18931725818064947952011-06-29T16:23:24.759-04:002011-06-29T16:23:24.759-04:00Yeah, but on average, how many digits are we talki...Yeah, but on average, how many digits are we talking about? 2? 3? God help us, 4?Hakurei Ryuuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14806680039667637538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-82528768358527805782011-06-29T15:13:14.682-04:002011-06-29T15:13:14.682-04:00Some of my supplies went missing awhile back, so I...Some of my supplies went missing awhile back, so I assumed it was you. I mean, who else could it have been? Sure, it was just a few syringes of morphine and half a bottle of vicodin, but as you noticed in an earlier post, I can't exactly come across that shit legally, and there are times when we need painkillers around so I can minimize the screaming when I have to pull bullets out of you. Or give you stitches in awkward places. Don't want to be discovered holing up in this decadent paradise, now, do we?<br /><br />Steele, I realize you look at me and see a desperate, soulless jackass, but if I started "sampling" my own narcotics, I wouldn't blame you for their disappearance. I don't mind paying to support my own hobbies, thank you very much.Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01521246795165602977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-1545555464012865082011-06-28T22:17:00.825-04:002011-06-28T22:17:00.825-04:00@Ryuu
Get creative. The price varies depending on ...@Ryuu<br />Get creative. The price varies depending on what you want; sensitive materials will cost most because they're tricky to deliver, and large loads are difficult to carry. Things that we can general keep on our persons tend to cost less, but really it's up to Spence. <br /><br />Orders can be submitted to <a href="http://youpaywedeliver.tumblr.com/ask" rel="nofollow">the tumblr</a>.Augusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993995590922357023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2807433483253955565.post-28085068844811564462011-06-28T22:08:40.991-04:002011-06-28T22:08:40.991-04:00Heh. Well, good job on a delivery well done.
And t...Heh. Well, good job on a delivery well done.<br />And try not to feel too bad about it. We're no charity.<br /><br />...S'easy to say, right?Spencerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02352349034061364150noreply@blogger.com